Don't Read If You're Easily Offended - Top of Table.

Ok, so they go top of the table. Liverfool, I mean. By beating Chelshit on their own ground 1-0. Without the key man - Drogba, like they scored against us (I wouldn't say they beat us coz the goals were our mistakes). Ron didn't play during the "warm-up" match.

Rooney & friends managed to steal a goal in Everton match. It ended 1-1, thanks to the father of the twins - Darren Fletcher. The overrated controversial incident - Rooney kissed his Manchester United badge. I guess they still eat on the sour grapes they have on Roo since he left for the greatest team on Earth. Cry baby.

It's still early season. I'm sure Sir Fergie's clan will manage to pull everything off. Remember, last season? And the season before last season?

Rooney, once a red, will always be red. Just ask Phil Neville.