I'm Thinking of Botox & The Likes

Hi, rakyat Malaysia! Belom tido kitak orang tek nak? Sebelum tido, baca tok dolok. Semadi kitak orang nunggu Chong Wei vs. Lin Dan nak abis ya, pinjam-pinjamkan mata kitak orang ke sitok. Sebab, I need your favour. I need money. For my plastic surgery. I want new tits (ala-ala watak Cameron Diaz dalam Bad Teacher).

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Ok, before I proceed, let me thank all of u who had spent time clicking to read my rantings and posts here in my blog. I really appreciate that. Not only that, u had helped me raised my earnings in my nuffnang account!! Heeee.. Last time I checked, my earnings was just a humble RM0.38. Thanks to each one of you, when I check it today,

Tok gambar saya empun!

 Yes! RM3.08. Errrkkk!!! nabes takorang ingat sampey beratus-ratus tek nak? Hahahaha! Jadi, manusia tok nang tamak. Bila duit dah masuk sikit, maok lebih. Nama pun duit kaaann. That's why I need your help. Help me to gain at least RM50! All you have to do is click on the adverts shown on my blog page. I guarantee you those are not spams. (mun spam pun, bukan computer aku nak?) Eeerrrrkk!!!

Actually I'm not that desperate for the money, tapi dah nama duit kan? Plus, I don't have to work my ass off for the RM50. All I need are just unique clicks for the adverts. Whether u're interested or not, read it or not, u just click. Kelak mun saya dapat withdraw money ya, awak sebut jak apa barang yang awak maok. Kelak awak mayar dirik empun.

Ya ajak. Sekian dan terima kasih. Ingat ah. KLIKKKK!!!!
Errhmmm, macam tok kah kita mintak tolong orang??? Erhmmmm.


By the wayyyy RM50 ya kei saya reload, bukan nak membesarkan mana-mana bahagian badan saya ok. Title sahaja. Kamu jangan spekulasi ooohh..