If You Think I'm Exaggerating....

. . . . . . then you must be plain stupid.

#1

Girl didn't bring book to school. Teacher asked, girl didn't answer. Teacher gave warning. The next day, girl was absent.

Girl's mom called, said teacher must apologize. Her girl cannot be scolded. If scolded, would refuse to come to school. Teacher called, apologizing. The next day girl came, without book.

#2

Boy was naughty. Shouted in class, bullied friends. Teacher scolded him. He told mom. Mom told boy, if he's scolded again, call (telephone) mom, so mom would ask teacher to change boy's class. This evening, boy created a scene again, teacher punished him. He went out of the classroom, walked straight to the public phone to call mom. Minutes later, mom came picked him up, 2 hours before school finished.

#3

A notorious boy came late. Prefect got boy's name, boy refused, kept walking to class. Teacher called boy, boy yelled at teacher. Teacher brought boy, teacher called boy's parents, parents yelled at teacher. Two weeks later, boy quit, school rejoiced.

#4

Teacher warned boy to cut his mullet hair. The next day, hair still long, teacher cut for him. Boy sprang out of classroom, held revenge for teacher. One day, lifted a stick, yelled at teacher, challenging teacher and asked her to MYOB. Until today, boy skipped teacher's class.

#5

Girl wore fake eyelashes, teacher asked to take it off, girl said cannot. Girl stared at teacher every time walking pass her but chickened out when teacher looked back. The next day, again the falsies. Teacher reported to discipline teacher, girl was sent home. Today, girl's small eyes had no more falsies on.

#6

Girl put on make up for a netball training.

#7

Girls posted obscenity in FB status, posed stupid and acted cute and added teacher as friend.

#8

Boy didn't do homework and didn't respect teacher. Teacher sent him out. Boy shoved teacher when he was on his way out of the classroom.

#9

Teacher MUST teach 20 brainless, insolent, farking annoying students for extra class. Teacher must carry it out for 1 hour and a half. Teacher photocopied all notes to keep students busy. First thing students did after teacher distributed handouts, tore each pieces apart and tore every pieces of teacher's heart. Parents still insisted their kids must get their education and SPM cert, no matter how.

#10

Boys were still loitering around school compound 10 minutes after recess. Boys mocking teacher teaching in class and laughed at teacher. Boys didn't feel bad or apologize at all.

#11

Boy didn't bring book for class. Teacher asked him sternly. Boy said he didn't know what books to bring, because teacher didn't tell him.

#12

Boys/Girls didn't have shower before school.

#13

. . . . . . . . . . a lot more to mention.

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