Hai tawannn tawaaannn.. (style Jamali Syahdat)....
Sik lamak agi students ada first term exam sidaknya. Upper form dah start today, lower form will have theirs by Friday. That's why I'm having extra ME time on the net lately. Iyeeerr keerr..?? Bukan senantiasa kah??
So this post I'm gonna scribble out a thing or two about my relationship with Internet, especially Facebook.
Yaaaahhhhh... itulah logo yang dikenali seluruh dunia zaman tok! Mak aku pun dah kenal Internet Pesbuk (katanyerrr..). She even mentioned it to her friends on how useful it is, and how easy it is for people around the world to connect via Facebook. Sik ku bulak, sik da niat ku nak ketuy mak ku empun. Olahan aku sik kedak rakan seperjuangan blog aku Scarlett Johanson ngan Sharifah Aini. *larrriiikkk*
OK. Back to biz.
Bukan aku nak klaka pasal kebaikan FB ari tok, sik aku sik skema tahap ya gik. Skema aku ada had, e.g. makey name tag cikgu sampey ke kedai makan dan menyapu di luar rumah. That's it.
While waiting for a friend, Natasha (katanyerrrr..) to pick Rihanna and I for dinner (kacc nama rakan-rakan ku), I suddenly felt the urge to post something I got from FB.
Apakah itteeewww...??
Before that, let's feed our eyes on these images I got from Internet, relating to my post today.
Yes, stupid things people did in FB. Most were darn ffaaarrrnnniieeee!!
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By now, I think you should've guessed it right on what I'm posting this time.
10 Benda Yang Aku Menyampah/Ingga Nangga Org Polah Di Facebook:
Benar kata rakan ku, Sharifah Aini. Naming your profile with "your name" Cute Girl, "your name" Sexy Hot Delicious Lady, "your name" Gadis Jelita is totally menjengkelkan. Bukan ya jak, putting pictures of vanity is fine for me. But too much self-obsession through pictures and giving them captions yang muji dirik pun MENJENGKELKAN. Example, taking picture of yerself dari atas menunggit ke langit sambil terkobek-kobek, and put caption : I'm hot. Too bad, I'm not for you! Tolonglah...... tuhan tepekong!!
Bila laki bini berkirim surat, berkirim telegram, berkirim duit (andai kata mun dapat, nang dikirim nya juak koh!!).. Kau ader, madah ngan laki kau through FB wall, duit sik cukup, lampin, susu anak dah abis? Sik ader ku koh. Ataupun, A.T.A.U.P.U.N. nang sidak duak laki bini ajak berbalas-balas pantun dlm FB. Sekali dua, sik hal aku sik ingga pun. Sweet maybe, sik ku ketuy. Tapi mun dah EVERYTIME
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Tiba-tiba....... di status wall aku;
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