1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Imelda!
2. Imelda is incapable of sleep.
3. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Imelda.
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Imelda is two minutes.
5. Ideally, Imelda should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
6. Imelda is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Imelda.
8. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Imelda.
9. Without its lining of Imelda, your stomach would digest itself!
10. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Imelda, though it may feel uncomfortable.
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