Truth About Man. Utd's 5 - 2 Victory Over Spurs

They were down 0-2. Not. They were letting Spurs to win, but Spurs said No No No!

So, yeah. I just called Sir Alex Ferguson. I shall tell this to all you fellow Red Devils with a sigh.

• He DID bribed the referee, the linesmen and the fourth official. He was seen handing a big amount of cash to one of the pengutip bola too.
• Regarding the said LUCK he's been using in EACH game, he admitted to asking favour from a famous manang from the Upper East Side of Batang Igan. They used a preserved small fish, kept in a bottle, which will be later tied to the opponents' left arm as signs of peace.
• Fergie said he has asked Carrick to practise his diving skill on the pitch (BEFORE), in which, little did Fergie knew that Carrick would actually practise it in today's match.

Before we hung up on each other, he told me that he saw Rafuck Bendi-taste cried like a whore in his car, knocking his head on the wheel a few times before he sped away in 20kmph.

Rafuck's metaphor : a computer downloading a file from the Internet, it says 98% completed. Suddenly a dialogue box appears saying "OPERATION ABORTED"